May 31, 2021
The Astronauts do a deep dive on the Quaid Dynasty. Melissa goes in search of hard pickle seltzer and Alex pinpoints the exact moment when drugs will finally destroy his brain.
May 23, 2021
The Astronauts send their love to their fans in India. Melissa can’t handle self-checkout lines and Alex wants America to only have 50 states as he redraws state boundaries.
May 16, 2021
The Astronauts tell you what Must See TV really is. Melissa is still trying to figure out what’s going on in the Middle East and Alex finds something even “better” than the Trump Rambo flag.
May 9, 2021
The Astronauts plan a world tour. Melissa wonders if cults need to register as an LLC and Alex is all about his new nickname “David Cop-A-Feel”.
May 1, 2021
The Astronauts figure out the difference between hoagies and grinders. Melissa knows that Santa is immortal and Alex discovers his type of lady.