Apr 30, 2020
The Astronauts decide where they should and shouldn’t do drugs. Melissa thinks she’s being visited by either a paranormal Monty or samsquanch and Alex fires in hot with the latest UFO and Cheeto talk.
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Apr 21, 2020
The Astronauts celebrate a very unlikely milestone. Alex erects a shrine to Roy Rogers and Melissa does some Covid dreaming. Samsquanch erotica also makes its return, enjoy!
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Apr 18, 2020
Astronaut Extra: Melissa & Alex try to figure out how to mow a lawn. They soon give up and pose a challenge to the listening audience.
Apr 10, 2020
The Astronauts survive another week of Thunderdome. Melissa has figured out the cure to cancer thanks to alcohol and Alex reminisces about the time the Guatemalan Cartel gave him his birth date. There may be some football talk in there too. Enjoy
Apr 7, 2020
In spite of their ongoing audio issues, the Astronauts turn in their most intelligent conversation to date (this just means no dick jokes were told). Alex brings the stats while Melissa delivers the most F bombs in broadcast history.