May 29, 2017
The Astronauts kick of summer talking about concerts they have been too. Alex, remembers nothing of Train or NKONTB, but goes on about Frat Pat & Jimmy Buffett. They also talk about wanderlust and Alex teaches us to cry.
May 22, 2017
The Astronauts talk baseball poorly, and ponder on the new rise in skin and rectal cancer. Shout out to Jesse vs. Cancer.
May 15, 2017
The Astronauts reminisce about the department store Hills. Alex hates hipsters, while Melissa has no idea what they are. Dave Russell sinks the show with his list on Astronaut Preparedness and his rant about Paying More.
May 9, 2017
Alex retells his adventure in babysitting, Melissa professes her love of Impractical Jokers. The Astronauts discuss Online Therapy and the possible robot overlords.
May 1, 2017
The Astronauts debate sending nudies to their loved ones. Alex questions evolution and Melissa is pretty sure there was an Adam & Steve & they were probably monkeys.